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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 27, 2018, 02:26:18 PM »
I was sent this http://instantrimshot.com/ about a month  ago from a friend in New Zealand.

Someone beat you to the punchline, Fred!  ;)

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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 27, 2018, 08:29:42 AM »
Ta - made me laugh out loud that one!

Good to laugh at spontaneity. Even if that spontaneity did take me 24 hours to think up!  :D

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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 27, 2018, 08:24:58 AM »
Surely just Liverpool would suffice?!

As a goalkeeper, I can empathise. I've made similar mistakes myself but certainly not when it really matters.

Will be playing my first game since last April's Achilles injury this Tuesday. Won't be modeling my craft on the Anfield Method...

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Off to view some punk rock at the Hope & Anchor in Islington tonight.

Worse things to do on the cusp of a Bank Holiday weekend I guess  :)

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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 25, 2018, 11:43:43 AM »
Perhaps he's a member of the Smarmy Army?!  ;)

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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 24, 2018, 07:36:28 PM »
Bailed out before halfway...there's only so much grease a boy can stomach  ::)

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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 24, 2018, 06:49:29 PM »
Sometimes, just sometimes, it pays to be mainly a Scotland fan:

Eng-er-land! Punk supergroup The Tallywags unveil World Cup single*/**

http://www.nme.com/news/music/eng-er-land-punk-supergroup-the-tallywags-unveil-world-cup-single-2322600

*Warning: This video should not be viewed by Slaughterboy as it contains a performer he regards as unacceptable.
**Warning: This 'song' should not be listened to by anyone as it's complete shit.

I can see into the future: this will sell up to, but not more than, six copies.

Average age of purchaser: 9

Percentage of purchasers mistakenly believing that they're buying the new single from Fat Les: in excess of 50

"Available now on Red Crapola Records"...


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World Chat / Re: Quick - somebody call the Goths!
« on: May 23, 2018, 11:42:02 PM »
No, I never got Goth - or much 80's music in general - either.

Much of the decade was well worth lying down and avoiding musically, it has to be said

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World Chat / Re: Quick - somebody call the Goths!
« on: May 23, 2018, 11:40:19 PM »
Oh well, here is a Gun Club pic which has Patricia (and Kid Congo) in it...  :P



Everyone looks rather fantastic in this pic, I must say.

JLP especially looks unusually jolly. KCP has a fantastic head of hair too.

Happy days...

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World Chat / Re: Quick - somebody call the Goths!
« on: May 23, 2018, 11:34:08 PM »
I met Mrs S in '87 and noticed nothing else for the next few years.

Fortunately, going by the looks of things. Terrible song...quite pleased not to remember it. Mind you, most music of the late 80s was pretty grim, I'm told  ;)

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World Of TUTS / Re: Football 2011/12/13/14...
« on: May 20, 2018, 08:56:08 AM »
Chelsea 1 the forces of darkness 0 ;D
I note that Mourhino was as ungracious as ever in defeat.

Never his fault, always someone else...

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Saw the reformed and re-energised Parkinsons on Monday...and it was like stepping back 20 years. They were as energetic as they always were, even though Alphonso was on crutches due to a mishap whilst trying to perform a backwards scissor kick on stage the previous night. I'd been giving Al's other ventures a miss since he'd left The Phobics as they'd never been up to much, certainly nowhere near as good as either of his previous bands but, boy, are they ever back!

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...They were much better than headline band Salad who I know little about.

I tend to dodge them  ;)

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World Chat / Re: The Members
« on: May 07, 2018, 02:02:37 PM »
07.05.2018 New Cross Inn (JC Solo Show)

7th June, surely?

Off to see The Parkinsons there tonight, although JC would be a good addition to the line-up

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TV Live / Re: TV Gigs 2018
« on: May 07, 2018, 01:57:57 PM »
Fun?

Fun?!

Sounds like abuse to me.

We demand dignity for the Maidstone One!*

He gave at least as good as he got, you'll be less than surprised to hear!  :)

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