American Foreign Policy and the "democratic test"

Right, first of all I know this is an old subject, but i was just looking through my old collection of things i keep to make me laugh and cry, and stumbled on this little beauty.

Secondly, I could very well have got the link from this forum, but theres a lot of things to search through, so if this was found by anyone else, i apologise.

Thirdly, i wasn't sure whether it weas for world abused, or world chat. I put it here as then it might remind people about the atrocities of Iraq (as if we needed it :evil: ) and to try to urge not to repeat mistakes.

All of the grovelling said and done, here we go! -

To the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands”

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq,
If the markets hurt your mama, bomb Iraq,
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are lousy, bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin’ bomb Iraq
And your ties to them are showin’ bomb Iraq
If the smoking gun ain’t smokin’
We don’t care and we’re not jokin’
That Saddam will soon be croakin, Bomb Iraq.

If your anthrax mail is local, bomb Iraq
Just keep quiet, don’t be vocal, bomb Iraq
If your SUV is grunting
Under all that beer and gun thing
It is time for Saddam hunting, bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq,
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq,
So to hell with the inspections
Let’s look tough for the elections
Close your eyes and take directions, bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq,
Yay! The clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq,
If the ozone hole is growing
(Things we prefer not knowing
Though our ignorance is showing), bomb Iraq.

So here’s one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favourite little laddie, bomb Iraq,
Saying no would look like treason
It’s the Hussein hunting season
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.

If it’s oil we’re really talking, bomb Iraq,
So we drive instead of walking, bomb Iraq,
Stuff your face a little longer
Spend a million looking younger
While a million die in hunger bomb Iraq!

Here is a list of countries that the U.S has bombed since the end of world war 2:

China 45-46, Korea 50-53, China 50-53, Guatemala 54, Indonesia 58, Cuba 59-60, Guatemala 60, Congo 64, Peru 65, Laos 64-73, Vietnam 61-73, Cambodia 69-70, Guatemala 67-69, Grenada 83, Libya 86, El Salvador 80s, Nicaragua 80’s, Panama 89, Iraq 91-99, Sudan 98, Afganistán 98, Yugoslavia 99, Afganistán 2001+....

And now for the test: In how many of these instances did a democratic government, respectful of human rights, occur as a direct result?

A)   0
B)   zero
C)   none
D)   not one
E)   A whole number between –1 and +1

If this is new, would a TV cover be possible?