The Beheadings In Revenge Of The Iraq Invasion

[Tj]

How do you catch a monkey in the jungle?

 

[Uli]

What Chris said in his last post  :evil:  If you're gonna nuke them then you need to prioritise and get rid of the biggest arseholes first, the ones with the cash and influence to control all of us - bye bye Bush, bye bye baby Blair!  :twisted:

It wasn't Chris, he was just 'mocking' someone else (who said "Nuke em")...  :roll:

[abused and confused]

NUKE THE LOT THEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM FLATTEN THE WHOLE LOTVE IT AND TURN IT INTO A GIANT CAR PARK AND PIZZA HUT.
"garlic bread please"
and a trident thermonuclear pizza please.
cost a BOMB  that pizza.
and , tj if it was someone like blairs little brats who had been snatched theyd find them allright.

[Uli]

What a nice imagination...  :lol:

[abused and confused]

you could also put a big cinema complex there so,
i could watch the latest beheadings in wide screen dolby pro logik.
with some radiation flavoured pepsi and,
a giant bucket of saddam pocorn.
and a mi6 hot dog."easy on the onions , not the mustard ( gas)  :lol:
the american dream, i love it.
wipe them out EVERYONE. i cant wait.   bush/cheney 2004  :wink:
         
           
                            BIG A LITTLE A BOUNCING B,THE SYSTEM MIGHTVE GOT YOU BUT, IT WONT GET ME.       ignition sea point star, 5,4,3,2,1  BOOM!    :mrgreen:

[Tj]

A Question

How do you catch a monkey in the jungle?

Tj

 
You fasten a jug to the base of a tree. The jug has a small opening at the top. You place a nut inside the jug. The monkey puts it's hand in the jug and can't pull out it's fist because of the size on the nut and it's clenched fist. The monkey won't let go of it's nut and gets caught.

The morale of the story is let go of your nuts, it does you no good to hold onto some things and it eventually becomes bad for your health.

 

[abused and confused]

daizy cutters are great too.

[Uli]

The morale of the story is let go of your nuts, it does you no good to hold onto some things and it eventually becomes bad for your health.

I do agree with the second part of your sentence.  

However I wanna state that my nuts are none of your business :!:

 :wink:
 :lol:

[abused and confused]

bush looks like a monkey.

[chris]

problem is he hasnt got any nuts to let go of......

[Alan]

THE LAST customer of the day was having his hair trimmed when the door of the barber’s shop burst open and the stranger walked in, spinning a pistol on his finger. Sadiq Abdul Hussein, the young barber, looked up from counting the day’s meagre takings and stared at the man, his face obscured by a red and white chequered keffiyeh, or scarf. Sadiq glanced nervously outside to see a black BMW at the kerb and two men seated inside, a third standing outside his shop door, watching the street.
“I said, ‘Hey, this isn’t a funny joke to play, pulling your gun like that’,” Sadiq later told his father from his hospital bed. “ ‘Take off your keffiyeh so I can see who you are’.” Without a word, the man shot Sadiq in the chest three times. Then the assassin turned to Sadiq’s partner, Badr, who was still in the middle of a haircut, and shot him in the head. He then let off another round into the customer’s chest before leaving. Behind him, the three men lay bleeding on the shop floor.
 
None of them survived. Badr was killed immediately from the gunshot to his head. Immad, the customer, clung on for 27 days in hospital with his tearful family by his bedside before he passed away. Sadiq survived 16 hours; long enough to tell his father what had happened.

Some weeks before, a spate of attacks had begun in this neighbourhood of Doura in southern Baghdad against barbers who shave men’s beards, removed facial hair by a threading method known as hiffafa, or cut men’s hair into so-called Western styles such as buzz cuts. Threats had been issued to dozens of barbers, telling them that such practices were haram, or forbidden in Islam, and that defiance was punishable by death. Many responded by putting up signs in their windows refusing to perform the offending services to deter any customer from even asking.

Sadiq had put one up too, but to no avail. When his father rushed to the hospital to be with his dying son, he found himself with the relatives of five other barbers shot that same day in Baghdad. “I knew then it was an organised campaign against the barbers,” Safa Abdul Hussein says. “I knew why my son was killed.”

Police say that 15 barbers have been killed in this southern suburb where self-declared mujahidin insurgents rule the streets and poorly armed policemen fear to go. Locals say it is many more. In the past few weeks, the violence has been spreading southwest across the city, through the neighbourhoods of al-Amiriya and al-Jihad. Barbers have opened their shops to find notes reading: “Our swords are yearning for the necks of barbers.” Other warnings come wrapped around a bullet. Some insurgents leave warnings on a 250dinar note, the price of a bullet. Others are visited by customers they have never seen before who ask for a service such as hiffafa and then clutch their throats menacingly, or pull a gun, warning them if they perform it they will soon be dead. Barbers across the city are living in fear of their lives.


Unbelieveable. It is terrible and scary what some people will do to be righteous....

Alan

[Tj]

Who needs Panorama with Alan around.

It sounds like a story from TV's channel 5 days, but it's real.

Makes me sick in the stomach.

My nickname before Tj was Beefy Beard, think I'll stay out of Iraq.

...If I didn't laugh I'd cry.

  :lol: