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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2008, 11:25:46 AM »

 Shocked  we too had some of satans soldiers in our attic last summer ... there were a few of them cos they partied at night , causing all sorts of satanic mayhem .  according to the council it was cos of the weather being so mild all year round the little bleeders were breeeding non stop , so there was an outbreak of them , still is !!

we called in the local mouse hunter bloke who put poison down for them , sadly it was the only way to get rid of the partying hoared of satans soldiers from out attic ... the humane way wouldnt have worked sadly cos there were too many of the little bleeders, so they poisoned them ...   

Angry  poor little things .

the partying stopped tho , so we could rest again without being woken by their little feet scratching at the rafters in the middle of the night  and knawing there way through the ceiling .

Because of the bin men emptying bins every two weeks , some people tend to leave rubbish piled up in their back  gardens which helps the little soldiers get plenty food so they feed and breed more too .

 Roll Eyes

I dont think id like one in my dinner tho .... . . . . GAWD SAKES  - - - -  one of  SATANS Soldiers  just landed in my dinner ..so ill chuck the bit out where he landed and eat the rest ....   

EEUURGHHHhhh !!

I did see a programme about an Indian temple which is full of RATS ... they feed them milk and some people even drink the milk  from the same bowls as the rats cos they think they are GODS !

BLIMEY ...   isnt the world fuct up .

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« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2008, 05:26:14 PM »

are you talking about brussel sprouts Jock? Huh?

yeh they get every where this time of year Wink

satans soldiers themsleves.... Roll Eyes

leave you with a really bloated windy stomach..bah humbug Lips Sealed

ha ha

sorry

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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2008, 06:08:44 PM »

 Grin Cheesy 
Brussell Sprouts are ace !      Roll Eyes Wink

Satans Soldiers they are tho    Tongue

Hey thats a great name for a TVSmith song eh - Satans Soldiers   Cool

( not Brussel Sprout )   Tongue
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