Football 2011/12/13/14...

[Fred21]

Update (or should that be downdate?) 21st March 2019:

St Mirren - bottom of the Premiership;

Notts County - bottom of the Football League, up for sale by their bankrupt pervert owner and about to go out of the league; and

Kazakhstan 3-0 Scotland.

Anyone beat that for a poor season so far?

[slaughterboy]

I suppose a change of allegiance to North Ferriby United is out of the question...

Otherwise, it's not been your best season Fred, has it?

[Fred21]

Hang on a minute...

YES! The mighty Cyprus stuffed San Marino 5-0! Scotland are OFF the bottom of the table!








Has a more futile clutch at the weakest of staws ever been made?

[EastKentTaff]

Fort William have conceded 199 goals in the Highland League this season and had 9 points deduction due to playing eligible players.  They are currently on -2 points.

However, Canterbury City are 1 game from playing at Wemberley.  Only 1-0 down after 1st leg of FA Vase Semi-Final.  2nd Leg tomorrow.    City havn't played at home this century...  the play at either Faversham, Ashford or Deal.

[Fred21]

So if we can find someone that supports Scotland and Fort William, I'll concede that they are also having a tough year supporting those TWO sides.

But at least they'd get to go to the beautiful Fort William!

[Fred21]

No point asking which TUT is having the BEST season so far - is there Gareth?

[slaughterboy]

Hang on a minute...

YES! The mighty Cyprus stuffed San Marino 5-0! Scotland are OFF the bottom of the table!








Has a more futile clutch at the weakest of staws ever been made?

No.

Sorry for my tardiness in replying. It's just that checking the whole 30yr history of the internet to make sure that yours was the most pathetic took a while.

 

[Fred21]

Well worth the wait for that vindication!

I feared as much...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB-sQmwBLso

[Fred21]

County conceded the only goal of the game seconds from the end of extra time against ten men - I fear that Notts not so merry-men are Friar Tucked!

[slaughterboy]

Looking inescapable, isn't it. Just got to keep plugging away, Fred.

Elsewhere...I was driving in to work yesterday and, along a narrow-ish lane in Bromley, spotted 3 blokes in tracksuits jogging, 2 on the pavement and a third in the road alongside. As I got closer, I was expecting the guy in the road to get onto the pavement. He did not. Miffed at having to swerve a bit to avoid the jogger, I gave him a bit of a 'look' as I drove past...only to realise I'd just avoided running over Millwall manager/legend Neil Harris!

[Fred21]

Plug feels well and truly pulled. If you can't win at home against ten men...

As for Mr Harris et al.?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6mnU-jCLw

[EastKentTaff]

 Willy lost 11-0 yesterday. Canterbury drew, so lost on aggregate.  At least that now allows me to go the see Subs in Ramsgate now in May.. Free gig (my life).

[Fred21]

Willy's 11 men lost 11-0? Does that make them a bunch of pricks?

[slaughterboy]

Needs 12 to be a bunch 

[EastKentTaff]

Needs 12 to be a bunch 

Lupins?