All those doubles can't be good for you!
Seriously, we went for a meal in our local with some neighbours on Friday night. The pub wasn't even showing the game, but it was full of 'fans' (who would rather go to the pub than drive 15 minutes to the match!) talking about what they were going to do to Millwall. I think the pub sold out of Schadenfreude!
Talking of items selling out, the German language is absolutely brilliant for forming highly appropriate terms. My favourites today are
Hamsterer and
Hamsterkäufe as applied to those that hoard toilet paper and cans of beans/the act of over-purchasing toilet paper and cans of beans in the face of the Corona virus.
Surely if they didn't eat all that roughage they wouldn't need so much bog roll?!
