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Oh Shit!!
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:47:34 PM »

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2015, 12:44:15 PM »
Oh shit indeed.
I believe he's working on Andrew Lloyd Webber's new musical ''I Am A Twunt'.  :D

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2015, 04:23:26 PM »
No!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
« Last Edit: October 29, 2015, 06:22:40 PM by Fred21 »

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2015, 06:23:11 PM »
Calls for an e-petition surely!

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2015, 06:24:44 PM »
Or a hit man!

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2015, 07:00:30 PM »
I bet fucking David Cameron convinced him to come back just to sap our will even more.

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2015, 09:02:41 PM »
No!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I note that you edited this post Fred.

Did you put an 'o' too many or too few in?  ;)
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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2015, 10:25:34 PM »
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot enough!

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2015, 10:30:03 PM »
In all seriousness, whilst I never cared for Genesis, do you think even he likes that shit he sells (and it does sell VERY well) in his solo career? It strikes me that if you're a serious muso you couldn't possibly be remotely interested in such pap.

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2015, 10:37:35 PM »
I reckon Phil believes that he's a musical genius...




...I also reckon that him and his other Genesis chums must've taken an enormous amount of drugs in the 60's and 70's. There can be no other explanation for their back catalogue.

I further reckon that if you were to take the top of Phil's head off, inside would be one of those disappointing little burnt out knobbly things that you find in a walnut that has gone off.

Even more disappointingly, most of the population of the Earth seem similarly afflicted... :(
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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2015, 10:45:59 PM »
My aunt and uncle are big fans of Genesis but find Collins' solo efforts apalling. But they are fans of Genesis, thus undoing the good work done by recognising Phil's fayre for the empty, soapy fart bubble it is.
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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2015, 06:09:46 PM »
Good points well made Sir!

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2015, 09:37:09 PM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

http://www.nme.com/news/phil-collins/89588

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Re: Oh Shit!!
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2015, 01:12:33 PM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

http://www.nme.com/news/phil-collins/89588

I believe what happened was that the guy who started the petition was contacted by a number of people with REAL petitions saying his was diverting attention from important issues. He agreed the joke had gone too far and took it down.